analmunchkin
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The supreme overlord and galactic emperor of lactic entities.... EMPEROR MIKEY!!!!
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Post by analmunchkin on May 1, 2006 21:17:53 GMT
Lol Lord of the Rings REALLY annoyed me, Tolkein spends about 9 pages describing a leaf he could have described in about 9 words. THe whole book coul dhave been done in about a third of its final size lol.
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Kazuya
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Kimi wa dare na no?
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Post by Kazuya on May 1, 2006 21:29:43 GMT
Yes and no. The man basicly created his own extremely detailed world. Its incredable how much went into it. The guy created 15 different languages for it (althrough some arent complete) along with a complex history to it all.
That said, the start of Fellowship with the constant bollocking on about Hobbits is rather annoying. Takes forever for them to actually leave.
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analmunchkin
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The supreme overlord and galactic emperor of lactic entities.... EMPEROR MIKEY!!!!
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Post by analmunchkin on May 2, 2006 22:11:49 GMT
Lol yeah, Frodo was actually the great grandson of elder hobbit freogold the thrid who was famous for his journey into the donkey region of sheogorad to create a new type of lederhosen. Whilst there he met a beautfiul beetle named jeremy and called it steve with its obsidian shell reminding him of pvc which made him wank. ANd that is when he realised he shoul dhave children. ANd thus Frodo's grandfather came to be.... and so on. SOOOOO much uselesss detail. I give him credit for his imagination but it just doesnt entertain me hehe. I dont care about hte exact direction and speed in knots, mph, kph and xph (a mid-world version) of the wind every 30 seconds into the trip along with average rainfall and shade and clear temperatures along with upper and lower quartiles and interquartile ranges for the humidity of each region through which they passed
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